This is promising but I'll believe it when Michael Cera says yes since he is the one who has kept it from happening. He thinks he's a movie star now.

Well... he kinda' is, but it sucks that he's stopping it from happening.

but his characters are pretty much just George Michael anyway so he needs to get over himself.

Do these effectively hide my thunder?

I just blue myself.

yes, every character he plays is george michael. he has been typecast like john heder.

unlike John Heder, George Michael/Michael Cera is a likeable character that warrants more roles. That Napoleon Dynamite fucktard should be kept 100 yards from any camera at all times so he can no longer commit crimes against humanity ever again.

I believe you call it sausage in the mouth.

george michael makes me nervous. like how i make people feel when i stand next to the them on subways. or at least thats what people have told me...

...or like rob makes me nervous when he shows me his dragon!

They're illusions, Pop. Illusions.